Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in the Las Vegas casinos. The week was great; they all had a great time. After they returned home the men went back to work, during a break they discussed their trip.
The first guy says, "Iím never going back! Since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night, its impossible to sleep!"
The second guy says "Tell me about it...my old lady played Blackjack the whole time we were there, now she slaps the bed all night and yells "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't sleep either!"
The third guy says, "You think thatís bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there, I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an but full of coins."